Why Your Children’s Television Program Sucks: Max & Ruby
A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Illustration by Jim Cooke. The Show Max &...
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Welcome back to Dead Letters, the feature in which we reprint our favorite fan mail from throughout the week. It's like Deleted Scenes, but without all the scuzz money. We should take this moment to...
View ArticleThe Greatest Sorority Freak-out E-mail Ever
Few fires burn as hot as that of a social-climbing female scorching peers she believes are holding her back. Think of Lindsay Lohan tearing apart uncool friend Lizzy Caplan in Mean Girls. Or...
View Article"WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR": A Sorority Girl Lashes Out At Her Sisters
S I always like to picture sororities as places where college girls stage elaborately decorated mixers and then spend the rest of the week gouging out each other's eyes. And thankfully, the remarkable...
View ArticleWhy Your Team Sucks 2012: New York Giants
Some people are fans of the New York Giants. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New York Giants. This final 2012 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read the other...
View ArticleWhy Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!
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View ArticleWhy Your Children’s Television Program Sucks: Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!
A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Illustration by Jim Cooke. The Show Wow Wow...
View ArticleKerry Rhodes Says He's Not Gay, Not Blacklisted
S After a season away from the NFL, during which his former assistant alleged the two were in a relationship, Kerry Rhodes says he believes the gay rumors weren't the reason for his surprising...
View ArticleWhy Your Website Sucks, By Minnesota Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe: A Rebuttal
Some people are fans of Deadspin's Why Your Team Sucks previews. But now the shoe's on the other foot! Suck on this, you cocksuckers. 1. Drew Magary is a bloviating turkey tit. Let's face it, every...
View ArticleEverything Supposedly Bad For The NFL Is Good For The NFL
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Like a lot of people, I spent Sunday morning reading Dan LeBatard's brutal essay about the lengths to...
View ArticleSave The Black Quarterback
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. It's been 25 years since Doug Williams won a Super Bowl with the Washington Redskins, the first and...
View ArticleCoaches Are Freaks
Drew Magary PFollowOUnfollow 11/08/12 2:20pm 11/08/12 2:20pm g 61,139L 79Edit S Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. I watched Colts head...
View ArticleThese Announcers Aren’t Drunk Enough. Jamboroo, Week 6
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. Ah, Dick Stockton. A constant in the NFL universe. We may...
View ArticleThe Patriot Way Is Now A Load Of Shit
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Buy Drew's book, The Postmortal, through here. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. If you...
View ArticleIt's OK If You Don't Know Much About Football
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. I watch lots of football and I played football (poorly) as a kid but I'm gonna tell...
View ArticleYour Coach Sucks At Managing The Clock. Does It Really Matter?
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Josh Levin made a good case the other day for why firing Lovie Smith was stupid, not that seeing...
View ArticleJamboroo
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View ArticleDear Summer, Please Go And Die
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View ArticleConfessions Of A Glory Boy
S Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. I wonder if everyone playing in the Super Bowl on Sunday gets as much of a cheap buzz out of putting...
View ArticleTwitter Is Driving Everybody Insane (Especially Darren Rovell)
Will Leitch, contributing editor at New York Magazine and editor emeritus of Deadspin, is filling in for Drew Magary on today's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo. Leitch has written four books....
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